hirit pa!!

View previous topic View next topic Go down

hirit pa!!

Post  neil patrick on Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:40 am

Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?Contestant : Niyog?Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.Contestant : (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

Host : Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?Contestant: Sa back?Host : O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).Contestant: Likod?Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern namenito(Rizal Park ).Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)

Host : Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?Contestant: Banyo?Host : Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.Contestant: Bubong?Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.Contestant : Beerhouse!

Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pagikaway nalulunod?Contestant : Lifebuoy?Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.Contestant : Safeguard?Host :Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.Contestant : Safe Buoy?Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.Contestant : Ah, Mr. Clean!

Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagatupanghindi ka malunod?Contestant: Sirena?Host : Hindi! Hindi ito babae.Contestant : Siyokoy?Host : Hindi ito lalake.Contestant : Siyoke?

Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines ?Contestant: Sunflower?Host : Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.Contestant: Stork?Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anongpangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A",atkapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?Contestant : Si...Sharon Cuneta!

neil patrick

Number of posts : 2
Registration date : 2008-08-03

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: hirit pa!!

Post  donrobert on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:12 pm

ang haba ng joke... ang hirap kunin ng tagline... Very Happy

donrobert

Number of posts : 10
Registration date : 2009-10-14

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: hirit pa!!

Post  louiedee on Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:32 am


louiedee

Number of posts : 10
Registration date : 2010-02-10

View user profile

Back to top Go down

haba nga

Post  lauratepperme on Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:16 pm

maganda ang joke pero mahirap intindihin pag konti lang ang pasensya mo...hehe
--
filipino online buddies

lauratepperme

Number of posts : 5
Age : 37
Registration date : 2010-09-17

View user profile http://www.PinoyBuddies.com

Back to top Go down

Re: hirit pa!!

Post  cluezo on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:46 am


cluezo

Number of posts : 7
Registration date : 2010-10-17

View user profile

Back to top Go down

joke

Post  viojoven on Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:26 pm

Corny, pero nakakatawa. hihiiihi peace brother.

viojoven

Number of posts : 8
Registration date : 2011-02-22

View user profile http://www.onlineextraincome.co.cc

Back to top Go down

Re: hirit pa!!

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum