Work Humor

Go down

Work Humor

Post  Ronnie on Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:42 am

Reasons for allowing drinking at work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten

Last edited by LawLiet on Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:43 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : *breaklines*)

Number of posts : 33
Age : 34
Location : Cavite
Registration date : 2008-09-08

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Work Humor

Post  donrobert on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:15 pm

hahahahaahahah... tama... tama... agree akodito... Very Happy


Number of posts : 10
Registration date : 2009-10-14

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum